A Rare View Of Her Derriere

So I'm at the doctor's office today, fishing through the contents of my purse for my insurance card, and I notice this middle-aged guy next to me kind of eyeing me with this weird smile.

Musey: ...hi?
Creepy Dude: Are you a lifeguard?

(Nota bene: I can't swim.)

Musey: Um...no, no I'm not. Why?
Creepy Dude: *earnestly* Well, I noticed you have a whistle on your car keys.

...Sometimes, Philadelphians are refreshingly naive.

This may be why we were the Murder Capital of the US before New Orleans took over.

That may be why I have a whistle on my keys.

But really, I didn't have the heart to go "Oh, no, haha, that's a rape whistle," so I just kind of giggled nervously and skittered away. *le sigh*

My very first icon post ever. It's...eh. I blame part of it on my being a n00b at iconmaking and part of it on 24 for thinking it has to always shoot in miserably dark lighting for the show to have dramatic effect anymore. Whatever makes you feel better, Joel Surnow.

( PB icons of Alexander Siddig, mostly experimental. )

It's me, your friendly neighborhood jean_prouvaire. I figured I'd sidle on over to IJ for the icons and the good RP, so it seems fitting that for my first IJthing, I ought to steal an RP meme from the sneaky modthing who lured me over here in the first place (hi Kay. :3)

( 5 Things Meme )